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Thanks Girl

Don't flirt with a girl when you don't really mean anything you say. Don't text a girl all day long when you're actually texting more than one girl. Don't go out on a date with a girl when you're just take another girl out the next day. Don't tell her you're thinking about her when she isn't the only girl on your mind. Don't tell her you miss her when you wouldn't care if you had never seen her again. Don't tell her you love her when you would just love to get in her pants. Don't make her feel like she's special when there's other girls who are getting the same treatment from you. Don't make her promises that you know you aren't able to keep. Don't make her believe you care about her when she's just another girl to you. By doing these things, you get a girl's hopes up & you give her expectations & because that happens, the disappointment hits her so hard & now she's emotionally damaged.

Bible Pizza (plus comments)

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Christians - 0 Pizza - 0 Microwaves - 1 Even though I'm a christian, I still died when I saw this   Sinning never tasted so delicious. That escalated quickly   Iamtonysexual haha  His uncle got killed by a microwave Does it say anywhere in the Bible that it's a sin to use it as a plate? Nope    If I microwaved it on a copy of Harold and the Purple Crayon, would all the Kindergarteners raise shit parades about it? Nope. They haven't developed a complex egotistical defense for a simple book. Actually, they're just growing out of one while their parents are trying to bash it back into them, like a fuckmunch Horseshoe Effect. Fuck classroom bell curves, this is the bell curve to be worried about. I dont know if you know this but theres more to the bible than gayness Reply:  Yep. Even more lies and bigotry. its just a book that people take as something to worship. which is disrespectful to God because ur worshiping a book and not God himself. You dont nee

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Bad Religion & Other Miscellaneous Humorisms

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not til 3:30 it would be even funnier if it was plugged in a pc monitor  16