Bible Pizza (plus comments)
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Even though I'm a christian, I still died when I saw this
Sinning never tasted so delicious.
That escalated quickly
Iamtonysexual haha
His uncle got killed by a microwave
Does it say anywhere in the Bible that it's a sin to use it as a plate? Nope
If I microwaved it on a copy of Harold and the Purple Crayon, would all the Kindergarteners raise shit parades about it? Nope. They haven't developed a complex egotistical defense for a simple book. Actually, they're just growing out of one while their parents are trying to bash it back into them, like a fuckmunch Horseshoe Effect. Fuck classroom bell curves, this is the bell curve to be worried about.
I dont know if you know this but theres more to the bible than gayness
Reply: Yep. Even more lies and bigotry.
its just a book that people take as something to worship. which is disrespectful to God because ur worshiping a book and not God himself. You dont need a bible to be spiritual. Its a book thats been manipulated, so u honestly dont know what is truth and what isnt
Pizza - 0
Microwaves - 1
Even though I'm a christian, I still died when I saw this
Sinning never tasted so delicious.
That escalated quickly
Iamtonysexual haha
His uncle got killed by a microwave
Does it say anywhere in the Bible that it's a sin to use it as a plate? Nope
If I microwaved it on a copy of Harold and the Purple Crayon, would all the Kindergarteners raise shit parades about it? Nope. They haven't developed a complex egotistical defense for a simple book. Actually, they're just growing out of one while their parents are trying to bash it back into them, like a fuckmunch Horseshoe Effect. Fuck classroom bell curves, this is the bell curve to be worried about.
I dont know if you know this but theres more to the bible than gayness
Reply: Yep. Even more lies and bigotry.
its just a book that people take as something to worship. which is disrespectful to God because ur worshiping a book and not God himself. You dont need a bible to be spiritual. Its a book thats been manipulated, so u honestly dont know what is truth and what isnt
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