Very Wise Words said in a Modern Context (2013)

I don't fucking sign onto Facebook to see a bunch of babies being run over, animals being punched, a picture of a person who shaved their head being used for sympathy, or some highly disturbing shit. Liking a fucking Facebook photo for some like-whore Facebook page isn't going to prove you're against animal abuse and what not, and your like sure as hell isn't going to cure some kids cancer, no matter how much "1 like = $1" they post all over the place. Call me heartless or whatever the hell you want, but there's actually shit you can do to help with shit like that. Not liking a fucking photo and blowing up peoples newsfeeds with that shit.

When you're ordering pizza for you and your brother and the guy on the phone has a thick Indian accent, and you suddenly hear two women screaming in the background.
ok.

I see all these girls, even some guys with super long hair, and I'm just sitting here petting my hair like, "one day you'll be just as long" :c