How to Own A Christian


Christian: My ancient magic book tells me the universe is 6000 years old
Atheist: Ever look up in the sky?
Christian: Um.. yes.
Atheist: How long did it take for the light from that distant galaxy to reach the earth?
Christian: **Head explodes**

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